The Federation of The Pizza Tower is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 195 million Pizza Towerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pizza Towerian economy, worth 9.21 trillion Crypto Scams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,235 Crypto Scams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, only "purebloods" are allowed in the nicer parts of town, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, and millions of Pizza Towerians are excellent swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pizza Tower's national animal is the NOISE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Pizza Tower is ranked 227,873^rd in the world and 205^th in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 22.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.